Emily Kaplan Around the mess

Emily Kaplan Around the mess

Emily Kaplan was the newest person to appear on Around the Horn. She actually managed to win on her first appearance on the show. What she did not know was that whenever someone new debuted on the show, there was a sort of initiation that would always take place, especially for someone as attractive as Emily was. She was a quite attractive younger female in a male dominated sports environment. She was someone that the other guests would have really enjoyed seeing get messy. It was a sort of rite of passage on the show.

She won the face off on was given her time to speak. She talked about a very important topic, but as she ended her comments, she heard a noise coming from above her. The plasma that she was in instantly changed its function to a gunge tank. She looked up with her eyes, her mouth making a funny face.

As she looked up, a tidal wave of spaghetti sauce fell down over her head. It poured all over her face. It splashed everywhere. It went all over her blazer and all over her blonde hair. It was thick and chunky, it splattered all over her face. The others in the other plasmas started laughing hysterically as they knew that it was coming. She kind of just embraced it, looking straight up and throwing her hands up as it poured down all over her. She was soaked in chunky spaghetti sauce.

When that ceased, it was not over for her by a longshot. At this point, thick, sloppy custard began to pour all over her. She took a deep breath and puffed out her cheeks as she was splattered by the thick custard. She closed her eyes as she was covered in it. It flowed down her body, down her chest and down onto her lap and down her legs. She was coated in it almost completely. This was completely embarrassing, but she had to take it all in stride.

When the custard stopped, applesauce began to fall upon her in sloppy blobs. Blobs fell over her slowly. When they hit her body, the splattered with a thud, sending applesauce all over her. It looked very unappetising for sure.

She was then finished off with chocolate sauce and whipped cream that was simultaneously sprayed all over her, covering her in layer upon layer of sloppy mess.  Blobs dripped from her face. She attempted to look as dignified as possible. She could not help but laugh.

“Is this going to happen every show?,” she joked. One of the male guests said,” We wish.” “I can take it,” she said,” Trying not to show any signs of embarrassment.